Nuthomjip is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered centaur.

Nuthomjip created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuthomjip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nuthomjip, it will think nothing of it.

Nuthomjip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nuthomjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.