Teeninglam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless lizard.

Teeninglam created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teeninglam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Teeninglam, he will not care at all.

Teeninglam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Teeninglam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Teeninglam.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not chant in public.