Motbigkom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, pitiless jackal.

Motbigkom created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Motbigkom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Motbigkom, it will be very unhappy.

Motbigkom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Motbigkom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motbigkom.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.