Bogbotwod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil butterfly.

Bogbotwod created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbotwod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogbotwod, it will curse you with boils.

Bogbotwod's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bogbotwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near goats while wearing fawn tights and balancing four silver spheres on your legs.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Never eat nuts on days of mourning.

5. Never look in ponds.