Cipzimtom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient dove.

Cipzimtom created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipzimtom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cipzimtom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cipzimtom's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cipzimtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to rats while wearing red hats.

2. Run away from brown dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed carrots to goats while wearing fawn corsets.