Wannakfarnkam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish weasel.

Wannakfarnkam created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Wannakfarnkam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wannakfarnkam, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wannakfarnkam's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wannakfarnkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear kilts.