Appquillpit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciful snail.

Appquillpit created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appquillpit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Appquillpit, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Appquillpit's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Appquillpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near nematodes while wearing red stockings and balancing six tin spheres on your hands.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Appquillpit on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near turtles while wearing orange tights and balancing four titanium spheres on your head.