Dudcedlinnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, loving dolphin.

Dudcedlinnurt created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudcedlinnurt, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dudcedlinnurt, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dudcedlinnurt's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dudcedlinnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dudcedlinnurt.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.