Wabquafnull is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking mole.

Wabquafnull created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabquafnull, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wabquafnull, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wabquafnull's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wabquafnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabquafnull.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.