Vabarnbet is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, witless hare.

Vabarnbet created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabarnbet, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vabarnbet, it will turn you into a goat.

Vabarnbet's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vabarnbet's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. You must love Vabarnbet.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.