Dimtigbell is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, blissful capybara.

Dimtigbell created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimtigbell, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dimtigbell, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dimtigbell's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dimtigbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.