Gov is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty fairy.

Gov created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gov, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gov, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gov's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gov's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gov on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.