Ziggilrull is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate manatee.

Ziggilrull created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ziggilrull, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ziggilrull, it will send you a sign.

Ziggilrull's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ziggilrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near great tits.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.