Stansadcep Libgunsogflan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, slow bird.

Stansadcep Libgunsogflan created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stansadcep Libgunsogflan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stansadcep Libgunsogflan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stansadcep Libgunsogflan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stansadcep Libgunsogflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away if five nematodes approach from the east.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.