Busfagtof is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong dragon.

Busfagtof created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busfagtof, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Busfagtof, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Busfagtof's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Busfagtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Busfagtof loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never feed figs to otters while wearing violet trousers.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.