Kabgemnig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent hedgehog.

Kabgemnig created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kabgemnig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kabgemnig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kabgemnig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kabgemnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never feed melons to seals while wearing indigo rings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Kabgemnig loves eagles, so they must be honoured.