Farnnarjatsak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking swallow.

Farnnarjatsak created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Farnnarjatsak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farnnarjatsak, she will not care at all.

Farnnarjatsak's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Farnnarjatsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near rats while wearing fawn corsets and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the north.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Do not covet oxen.