Hanfedcim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, almighty wombat.

Hanfedcim created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Hanfedcim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hanfedcim, it will turn you into a rat.

Hanfedcim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hanfedcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Run away if four horses approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never paint your neck black.

5. Retreat if six birds approach from the south.