Nigtiprot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage yak.

Nigtiprot created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigtiprot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nigtiprot, she will turn you into a slug.

Nigtiprot's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nigtiprot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.