Banyokpagcabpodtun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil raccoon.

Banyokpagcabpodtun created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banyokpagcabpodtun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Banyokpagcabpodtun, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Banyokpagcabpodtun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Banyokpagcabpodtun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Banyokpagcabpodtun on top of all buildings.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Banyokpagcabpodtun.