Funsagkon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate dove.

Funsagkon created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Funsagkon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Funsagkon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Funsagkon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Funsagkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near geese while wearing indigo tights and balancing four gold spheres on your neck.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.