Dubart is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witless jaguar.

Dubart created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubart, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dubart, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dubart's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dubart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Shrews are not to be trusted.

5. Dubart must be the most important thing in your life.