Pidsistomsagmitsat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, vain lion.

Pidsistomsagmitsat created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidsistomsagmitsat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pidsistomsagmitsat, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Pidsistomsagmitsat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Pidsistomsagmitsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Never wear white kilts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Pidsistomsagmitsat first in all things.