Gonflablarp is a god.

He takes the form of a small, blissful yak.

Gonflablarp created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonflablarp, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gonflablarp, he will strike you with lightening.

Gonflablarp's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gonflablarp's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Gonflablarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not take Gonflablarp's name in vain.