Rottailshav is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying goblin.

Rottailshav created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rottailshav, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rottailshav, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rottailshav's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rottailshav's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.