Komlimtoftaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, egotistical wyrm.

Komlimtoftaf created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Komlimtoftaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Komlimtoftaf, it will curse you with boils.

Komlimtoftaf's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Komlimtoftaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. You must pray to Komlimtoftaf four times a day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.