Wadvighug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate wombat.

Wadvighug created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Wadvighug, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wadvighug, he will turn you into a worm.

Wadvighug's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wadvighug's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Wadvighug loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Learn five new languages a year.
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