Dibvigbam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured alligator.

Dibvigbam created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dibvigbam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dibvigbam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dibvigbam's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dibvigbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to foxes while wearing red skirts.

2. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

3. Always remove hats before touching lead.

4. Do not bounce at crossroads.

5. Never wear stockings.