Bepwegnellin is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered
clam.
Bepwegnellin created viruses six million years ago.
If you believe in
Bepwegnellin, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Bepwegnellin, she will ignore you.
Bepwegnellin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Bepwegnellin's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never think about gravity.
5. Do not covet oxen.