Bepwegnellin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered clam.

Bepwegnellin created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Bepwegnellin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bepwegnellin, she will ignore you.

Bepwegnellin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bepwegnellin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not covet oxen.