Liddaphin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing goose.

Liddaphin created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liddaphin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Liddaphin, he will make you grow a tail.

Liddaphin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Liddaphin's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about spacetime near nematodes while wearing indigo kilts and balancing four copper spheres on your chest.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.