Jindidkik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing porpoise.

Jindidkik created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jindidkik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jindidkik, it will destroy your home planet.

Jindidkik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jindidkik's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Run away if eight seals approach from the east.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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