Sterfonvid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind spider.

Sterfonvid created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterfonvid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sterfonvid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sterfonvid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sterfonvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never gather eight voles near towers.

5. Do not travel during autumn.