Binbus is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy yak.

Binbus created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Binbus, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Binbus, he will be very sad.

Binbus' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Binbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near mites.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the east.