Jatniblab Jaddogxemquag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy mouse.

Jatniblab Jaddogxemquag created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatniblab Jaddogxemquag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jatniblab Jaddogxemquag, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jatniblab Jaddogxemquag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jatniblab Jaddogxemquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

3. Jatniblab Jaddogxemquag loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

5. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.