Higmadpaggodlegcub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental sheep.

Higmadpaggodlegcub created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Higmadpaggodlegcub, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Higmadpaggodlegcub, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Higmadpaggodlegcub's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Higmadpaggodlegcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms white.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.