Boglarglarg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering chinchilla.

Boglarglarg created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boglarglarg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Boglarglarg, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Boglarglarg's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Boglarglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Boglarglarg first in all things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Boglarglarg on top of all buildings.