Nuttpadtap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sage mongoose.

Nuttpadtap created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpadtap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nuttpadtap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nuttpadtap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nuttpadtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Do not speak about rice.