Cemzogdib is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent
dingo.
Cemzogdib created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cemzogdib, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Cemzogdib, he will turn you into a puffin.
Cemzogdib's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Cemzogdib's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.
2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.
3. Do not kill dogs.
4. Never look at stars.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.