Zanjapshav is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage
otter.
Zanjapshav created the planet Venus twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Zanjapshav, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Zanjapshav, she will manifest in front of you.
Zanjapshav's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Zanjapshav's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear iron on your body.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Always help sick frogs.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.