Hamabfum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring finch.

Hamabfum created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Hamabfum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hamabfum, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hamabfum's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hamabfum's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Hamabfum on top of important buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.