Camgiglig Beddogrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective pigeon.

Camgiglig Beddogrutt created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camgiglig Beddogrutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Camgiglig Beddogrutt, she will destroy your home planet.

Camgiglig Beddogrutt's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Camgiglig Beddogrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Camgiglig Beddogrutt on top of important buildings.

2. Always remove stockings before touching lead.

3. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

4. You must love Camgiglig Beddogrutt.

5. Never eat pineapples.