Vonkdamjon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthinking jaguar.

Vonkdamjon created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkdamjon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vonkdamjon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vonkdamjon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vonkdamjon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never jump near rats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not stand on grass.