Lapstipced is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying dragonfly.

Lapstipced created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lapstipced, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lapstipced, it will make you grow a tail.

Lapstipced's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lapstipced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Run away from yellow foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from fawn dogs for they are unholy.
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