Dossquillbaphubkomjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional gerbil.

Dossquillbaphubkomjarn created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dossquillbaphubkomjarn, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dossquillbaphubkomjarn, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dossquillbaphubkomjarn's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dossquillbaphubkomjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never paint your back fawn.

3. Run away if five eagles approach from the south.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.