Vidtadmot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, clever dragonfly.

Vidtadmot created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidtadmot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vidtadmot, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Vidtadmot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Vidtadmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Pray towards the east.