Podbossgil is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, idiotic jaguar.

Podbossgil created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Podbossgil, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Podbossgil, he will manifest in front of you.

Podbossgil's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Podbossgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing cyan coats and balancing five silver spheres on your neck.

2. Never feed wheat to moths while wearing trousers.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing mauve stockings and balancing six copper spheres on your feet.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Pray towards the south.