Lanfidtamgep is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, annoying mouse.

Lanfidtamgep created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanfidtamgep, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lanfidtamgep, he will turn you into a sheep.

Lanfidtamgep's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lanfidtamgep's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never mention mites.