Fobnatfas is a god.

She takes the form of a small, emotional crow.

Fobnatfas created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobnatfas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fobnatfas, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fobnatfas' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fobnatfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not take Fobnatfas' name in vain.

3. Never talk about dark matter near bats while wearing black scarves.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.