Lipzogfunjabdodceb is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, prudent finch.

Lipzogfunjabdodceb created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipzogfunjabdodceb, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lipzogfunjabdodceb, he will torture you forever.

Lipzogfunjabdodceb's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lipzogfunjabdodceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect four zinc sculptures of Lipzogfunjabdodceb on top of important buildings.