Lipzogfunjabdodceb is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, prudent
finch.
Lipzogfunjabdodceb created the planet Venus nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Lipzogfunjabdodceb, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Lipzogfunjabdodceb, he will torture you forever.
Lipzogfunjabdodceb's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Lipzogfunjabdodceb's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.
2. Never hurt snails.
3. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Erect four zinc sculptures of Lipzogfunjabdodceb on top of important buildings.