Yamnadtad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, benevolent rhinoceros.

Yamnadtad created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamnadtad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamnadtad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yamnadtad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yamnadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Never bounce near ants.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.