Sawvollap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unjust chinchilla.

Sawvollap created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawvollap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sawvollap, she will be mildly annoyed.

Sawvollap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sawvollap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.