Ragfitbus is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud donkey.

Ragfitbus created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfitbus, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ragfitbus, he will turn you into a goat.

Ragfitbus' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Ragfitbus' Holy Commandments

1. Put Ragfitbus first in all things.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.