Nuttquatrakhun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful walrus.

Nuttquatrakhun created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttquatrakhun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nuttquatrakhun, he will turn you into a mouse.

Nuttquatrakhun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nuttquatrakhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttquatrakhun.