Yimkanbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, charitable hydra.

Yimkanbess created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Yimkanbess, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yimkanbess, it will turn you into a puffin.

Yimkanbess' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Yimkanbess' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yimkanbess.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
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