Febbopgep is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent troll.

Febbopgep created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Febbopgep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febbopgep, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Febbopgep's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Febbopgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Put Febbopgep first in all things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Always help snails in need.
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