Yattbafboss Camwodhom is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing crocodile.

Yattbafboss Camwodhom created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattbafboss Camwodhom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yattbafboss Camwodhom, she will turn you into a goat.

Yattbafboss Camwodhom's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yattbafboss Camwodhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Run away from white doves, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear cyan kilts.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Run away if eight foxes approach from the north.