Soggeplitbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm alligator.

Soggeplitbid created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Soggeplitbid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Soggeplitbid, it will not care at all.

Soggeplitbid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Soggeplitbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.