Soggeplitbid is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm
alligator.
Soggeplitbid created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Soggeplitbid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Soggeplitbid, it will not care at all.
Soggeplitbid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Soggeplitbid's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about nebulae.
2. Do not sprint in public.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.