Hudquimrul is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sage wren.

Hudquimrul created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudquimrul, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudquimrul, it will be very unhappy.

Hudquimrul's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hudquimrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat bark.